The Tichborne Claimant letra

Big and fat, here he comes
All his fingers look like thumbs
Mother dearest, look who's here
It's your long-lost loving son

Brush aside your fears
Look: he's got his uncle's ears
So he's a little fatter - it doesn't matter
A lot can happen in eleven years

And inside every fat man
Is another man who's thin
Even his own mother wouldn't recognise him

Why the dickens should I believe him
Has he given me one good reason?
Of course he hasn't
If he's the heir apparent
Appearances can be deceiving

Names are not important
Sir Roger Tichborne or Arthur Orton
From stealing cattle to an aristocrat
He'll sell his soul to claim his fortune

And outside every thin man
Is another man who's fat
Only a mother could love a face like that

The Lucksmiths - Letras

• 21
• A Downside To The Upstairs
• A Great Parker
• A Hiccup In Your Happiness
• A Sobering Thought (Just When One Was Needed)
• Abdication!
• Adolescent Song Of Mindless Devotion
• After the after party
• All The Recipes I've Ever Ruined
• Andrew's Pleasure
• Aviatrix
• Beach Boys Medley
• Beer Nut
• Before The Sun Came Up
• Birthday Present for Katrina
• Broken Bones
• Camera Shy
• Can't Believe My Eyes
• Caravanna
• Cat In Sunshine
• Clever Hans
• Cliched Title For Kris
• Columns O' Steam
• Danielle Steel
• Day In The City
• Detective Agency
• Don't Bring Your Work To Bed
• Don't Come With Me
• Edward, Sandwich Hand
• English Murder Mystery
• Even Stevens
• Fear Of Rollercoasters
• Fiction
• First Cousin
• Fridge Magnet Song
• Friendless Summer
• Frisbee
• From Here to Maternity
• From Macaulay Station
• Goodness Gracious
• Great Lengths
• Guess How Much I Love You
• Harmonicas and Trams
• Honey Honey Honey
• Housewarming
• How To Tie A Tie
• I Am About To Sail
• I Can't Believe It's Not Better
• I Don't Want To Walk Around No More
• I Prefer The Twentieth Century
• I Started a Joke
• Ie, Eg, Etc
• If You Lived Here, You'd Be Home Now
• Jennifer Jason
• Jewel Thieves
• Lament Of The Lyrics Wedgebill
• Little Athletics
• Little Distraction
• Macintyre
• Mars
• Mezzanine
• Midweek Midmorning
• Motorscooter
• Moving
• Music To Hold Hands To
• Myopic Friends
• Now I'm Even Further Away
• Off With His Cardigan!
• Only Angels Have Wings
• Paper Planes
• Pin Cushion
• Please Respond
• Punchlines
• Putt Putt
• Putting It Off And Putting It Off
• Remote Control
• Rue Something
• Run Spot Run
• Scottsdale
• Self-Preservation
• Shine On Me
• Silver Friends
• Sleep Well
• Smokers in Love
• Snug
• Southernmost
• Stayaway Stars
• Sucesslessness
• Summertown
• Sunlight In A Jar
• Synchronised Sinking
• T-shirt Weather
• Take This Lying Down
• Tale of Two Cities
• The Art Of Cooking For Two
• The Baker's Wife
• The Cassingle Revival
• The Chapter In Your Life Entitled San Francisco
• The Drunkest Man in the World
• The Fog Of Trujilla
• The Forgetting Of Wisdom
• The Golden Age Of Aviation
• The Great Dividing Range
• The Invention Of Ordinary Everyday Things
• The Music Next Door
• The Opposite Of Coffee
• The Perfect Crime
• The Sandringham Line
• The Shipwreck Coast
• The Tichborne Claimant
• The Winter Proper
• The Year Of Driving Langourously
• There is a boy that never goes out
• Thomas and Martha
• Tmrw vs Y'day
• To Absent Votes
• Train Robbers' Wives
• Transpontine
• Tree
• Twenty-two
• Two Storeys
• Umbrella
• Under The Rotunda
• Untidy Towns
• Up
• Victor Trumper
• Weatherboard
• Welcome Home
• What Passes For Silence
• What you'll miss
• William and Mary
• World Encyclopedia Of Twentieth Century Murder
• Wyoming
• Young and Dumb